Family Guy
S9E9: And I'm Joyce Kinney
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Yes, but they'd never let that name on TV, so I changed it to Kinney.
You ruined my adolescence, Lois.
You told me I'd made the cheer squad, blindfolded me,
and told me we were going for a special celebration breakfast.
When you took the blindfold off,
I was standing in front of the entire school with my pants around my ankles and a hot dog in my mouth.