S9E9: And I'm Joyce Kinney
Yes, but they'd never let that name on TV, so I changed it to Kinney.
You ruined my adolescence, Lois.
You told me I'd made the cheer squad, blindfolded me,
and told me we were going for a special celebration breakfast.
When you took the blindfold off,
I was standing in front of the entire school with my pants around my ankles and a hot dog in my mouth.