S3E7: Lethal Weapons
Oh, oh, me next! Me next!
"I'm the dog. I'm well-read "and have a diverse stock portfolio.
"But I'm not above eating grass clippings and regurgitating them "on the small braided rug near the door."
"I'm a pompous little anti-Christ who will probably abandon my plans "for world domination when I grow up and fall in love with a rough trick named Jim."