The Simpsons
S16E7: Mommie Beerest
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ANNOUNCER: With Eddie Murphy as the Jack of Clubs.
You don't understand, Officer. I thought that king was a queen.
(CHUCKLING)
ANNOUNCER: This summer, the house is full and the deuces are wild!
In Cards!
Hey, Jack, you got any twos?
You can't handle the twos!