The Simpsons
S6E22: Round Springfield
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I have a stomachache.
Well, that's a lame excuse for an excuse. Ha!
Look, if you ignore me and I die, you'll get in a lot of trouble.
Read page six of the school charter.
"No teacher shall be held accountable if Bart Simpson dies."
We're also absolved if Milhouse gets eaten by the school snake.