The Simpsons

S16E21: The Father, the Son & the Holy Guest Star

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And that's how I came to the Church. Well, I'm only here because I got blamed for a prank I didn't do! Mmm-hmm. Call me crazy, but I believe you. You do? Of course I do. You know, lots of church types started off as rotten wee buggers. St. Augustine himself got his start stealing pears. Stealing pairs of what?