S8E6: Quagmire's Baby
Yeah. He was a big kid.
Almost split Lois in half coming out of her.
I never mention this because I don't want him to feel bad,
but after he was born, they had to rearrange most of my organs.
Oh, yeah, he dragged half of Lois right out with him.
Yeah, the doctor said I'll be lucky if I live past 50,
but Chris is healthy and I thank God for that.