Family Guy
S5E10: Peter's Two Dads
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You can't be me son, you and me are nothing alike.
Just ask me sheep, O'Brian.
Whose leg do you have to hump to get a pint of Guinness around here?
Boy, it's amazing, isn't it? You get two fathers,
and neither one of them wants anything to do with you.
There's got to be some way I can make him see that I'm worthy of being his son.