The Simpsons
S3E24: Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
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How was your day at work, dear?
Oh, the usual-- stand in front of this.
Open that. Pull down this.
Bend over. Spread apart that.
Turn your head that way. Cough.
Sir, I'm afraid Homer Simpson is sterile.
Who?
A cabbagehead from sector 7-G.
Take a look at this sperm sample.