The Simpsons

S5E17: Bart Gets an Elephant

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After breakfast, me and Milhouse are going down to the ravine. We got a tip from a six-year-old that there's a dead Martian down there. And I'm going to the park to jam with the Little White Girls Blues Quartet. Wanna come with me, Daddio? I'd love to, honey, but Daddy has to go to a beer-drinking contest today. Think you'll win? Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.