The Simpsons
S3E19: Dog of Death
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Don't say the dog's dead when he's not.
It's not fair to toy with people's emotions.
He is dead.
I'll get a shovel.
Well, he's not dead, but he is awfully sick.
Oh, sure, the old man's off his rocker.
If Grandpa says he's dead, he must be alive.
He is alive.