The Simpsons
S1E5: Bart the General
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Armistice treaty, article four.
"Nelson is never again to raise his fists in anger." Article five.
"Nelson recognizes Bart's right to exist." Article six.
"Although Nelson shall have no official power,
he shall remain a figurehead of menace in the neighborhood."
Wow. Sounds good to me. Okay, I'll sign.