The Simpsons

S16E21: The Father, the Son & the Holy Guest Star

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"If each swear word brings 1,000 years in hell..." BART: "Saint Sebastian was a pious Roman soldier. "For preaching Christianity to the Romans, "the Emperor Diocletian sentenced him to death by hail of arrows." (GROANS) Now it's payback time! (GRUNTING)