S4E1: North by North Quahog
Peter and Lois were supposed to chaperone Chris' school dance tomorrow night.
So, I guess it's up to me.
You mean it's up to us.
Clearly you need my help with this parenting thing.
You're too stupid to do it alone.
Besides, I know how to deal with children,
unlike Mr. Geppetto.
Oh, no. I dropped my glasses.