The Simpsons
S11E13: Saddlesore Galactica
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Dad, if we're gonna race Duncan, shouldn't we hire a professional trainer?
Son, I learned everything I needed to know from The Horse Whisperer.
Step one: Seduce a lonely housewife.
Ma'am.
Now for the actual horse whispering.
When the race starts, run really fast.