The Simpsons
S3E12: I Married Marge
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But, Marge, this one came with a free corncob pipe.
Okay, let's see.
"Ahoy, mateys.
"If the water turns blue, a baby for you.
"If purple ye see, no baby thar be."
Well, what color is it-- blue or purple?
Pink.
D'oh!