S8E17: Brian & Stewie
Dogs sometimes eat feces. It's not a judgment, it's just a fact.
So what I would need you to do is eat what's in my diaper,
lick the diaper clean, possibly lick my ass and then put the diaper back on me.
Probably lick my ass.
Yeah, you should start wrapping your brain around that, too.
There is no way any of that is happening.