Um, he's got that big necklace with the dollar sign on it.
Uh, he's always grabbing his crotch when he's telling a story.
Like, the one about when he found out his mother is really his grandmother.
Could you be more specific?
Uh, oh, let's see.
Uh, he always wears cheap cologne.
Uh, drives a Mercury Cougar with a crown on the dashboard.