Family Guy
S9E1: And Then There Were Fewer
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How?
I would've electrocuted him, causing a temporary paralysis.
And while he was still conscious, but unable to move,
I would've reached into his anus and pulled out his lower intestine slowly,
hand over hand, like a fancy magician's scarf trick.
Then I would fashion the lower intestine into a crude giraffe and give it to his children as a Christmas morning stocking stuffer.