Rick and Morty
S2E1: A Rickle in Time
You're both young, you're both unsure about your place in the universe,
and you both want to be Grandpa's favorite.
I can fix this. Marty, sit here.
Summer, you sit here. Now, listen.
I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways,
but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned,
you're both pieces of shit. Yeah.
I can prove it mathematically.
Actually, l-l-let me grab my white board.