The Simpsons
S8E22: In Marge We Trust
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I introduced Christianity to Mongolia.
It didn't take, but it was worth a try.
Tell us, good Reverend,
what great deeds have you done to inspire the hearts of men?
Well, I had the vestibule recarpeted.
I've appeared in over 8,000 visions,
and that's the lamest reply I've ever heard.