S6E5: Lois Kills Stewie
Yeah, US of freakin' A. We're number one.
Space shuttle and all that.
Hello, Smith. How are you today?
Fine, sir. What's new?
Do you know what I heard this morning?
Apparently, Rob Schneider goes down to Home Depot...
And pays the migrant workers to come home and choke him while he masturbates in the shower.
Yeah, he's been doing that for years.