Is it true you're having an affair with that oatmeal?
What do you say about the rumors that you have a full diaper?
I'm just trying to eat here.
What did you do to your mother's vagina?
Leave me alone!
How come your feet are so small?
Is it true you can't say "spaghetti"?
What about the rumors that you have cooties?
Is it true you doubled your weight in the last six months?
(SCREAMS) STEWIE: Daddy! Help me, Daddy!