Family Guy
S10E22: Viewer Mail #2
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And I always heard me nana talk about how she took a duke.
Must've been a difficult marriage, too,
'cause every afternoon she'd be bellyaching about her bloody duke.
I think you just had a gross grandmother.
No, I'm quite sure of it.
And to prove it, I'm gonna nick one of the Queen's hairs during her visit tomorrow.
And when the DNA proves a match, you'll see I'm royalty.