S5E16: No Chris Left Behind
Let's take roll call first.
Thomas Jefferson? JEFFERSON: Here.
Benjamin Franklin? FRANKLIN: Here.
John Footpenis? HANCOCK: It's Hancock now.
HANCOCK: Mind your business, that's why.
Well, somehow this school needs to raise its test scores right away!
I suppose there is one thing I can do to raise the school's test average.
Then do it!