S3E16: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
You have a big day tomorrow, baby Jesus.
Trust me, woman, if I could walk on water,
I would stroll you out to the middle of a lake
and hold your head under till the bubbles stopped!
Ooh, Someone's being naughty, not nice.
You know, Santa's watching you.
What the devil do you mean, "watching"?
Well, honey, Santa's making a list and checking it twice.