S3E15: Ready, Willing, and Disabled
Hello, and welcome to the quahog Special People's Games.
I'm Tom Tucker.
And I'm Diane Simmons.
It's a great day to be alive, Tom, able-bodied or not.
It sure is, diane.
Today we'll see some of quahog's finest athletes struggle valiantly against God's twisted designs.
You'll cheer, cry, maybe even get a cheap laugh or two.
I know I will, Tom.