Rick and Morty
S1E7: Raising Gazorpazorp
You could play guitar. You could masturbate.
I don't want to masturbate. I want to conquer the planet!
Oh, here we go again! You know, who do you think...
is gonna love you if you conquer the planet, Marty Jr.?!
Love -- that's all you care about!
What about weapons?!
What about domination of the enemy?!
All right, that's it -- no more History Channel!
This TV is for cartoons and video games only!