S11E12: Valentine's Day in Quahog
No, no, we're not gonna do this every Saturday!
What's wrong? We're just being honest.
Oh. Oh, you want honest?
You're an old bag. You're blind.
Your vomit tastes weird.
You don't even know why you're here.
You chose to be on The Hills.
You still have bits of penis left, and you can never get wet.
(SIGHS) And you, you're more of a woman than anyone else in this room!