S8E16: April in Quahog
You know, I was just thinking,
when I was your age, my Uncle Roy shared a beer with me.
I drank it, and I was so excited, I fell asleep.
I must have tossed and turned something fierce, 'cause when I woke up,
my pants were off. Never saw much of Uncle Roy after that.
Turns out we weren't even related.