Rick and Morty
S2E10: The Wedding Squanchers
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Fuck Earth.
You realize our planet's name means dirt, right?
We'll find a new world.
Computer, how many planets in the milky way are at least 90% similar to Earth?
FEMALE VOICE: 765 known planets.
How many of those are outside federal jurisdiction?
Three.
See? Our cup runneth over.