The Simpsons
S5E18: Burns' Heir
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A creature of pure malevolence.
He's the perfect one to suckle at my proverbial teat.
You there, boy! What day is this?
Today, sir? Why, it's Christmas Day.
- I was talking to him. You, what day is this?
- Huh?
I'll tell you what day it is.
Today is the day you become my heir.