The Simpsons

S9E2: The Principal and the Pauper

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it's true. i was in his platoon. But they said you were killed on that scouting mission. No, just captured. It's kind of a funny story, really. After five years in a secret P.O.W. camp, I was sold to China for slave labor. Since '77, I've been making sneakers at gunpoint... in a sweatshop in Huhan.