The Simpsons
S3E1: Stark Raving Dad
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Hey, you.
When I was a kid, I didn't have much money.
You know what I did when my sisters' birthdays rolled around?
Stiffed them?
No. I wrote them a song to show that I cared.
I can't write a song. I'm only ten.
When I was your age I had six gold records.