S2E9: If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'
I'm Tom Tucker.
And I'm Diane Simmons.
Tom has dared me to do the news topless.
I've got the goods, but have I got the guts? Find out at 11:00.
if you're waiting for Gumbel 2 Gumbel, you're out of luck.
That show has been canceled.
The full story,
and maybe Diane's boobs, tonight at 11:00.
I can't believe this!
I feel sick.
Only one thing to do, Chris.