The Simpsons

S1E1: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire

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Hey, I couldn't afford lunch. Give me a bite of that donut. Get a load of that quote-unquote Santa. I can't believe those kids are falling for it. Hey, Milhouse, I dare you to sit on his lap. Oh, yeah ? Well, I dare you to yank his beard off. Ah, touche. I hope you feel better, Santa.