S4E15: Brian Goes Back to College
(GASPING) Stewie? What the hell are you doing here?
Are you kidding? I couldn't miss watching you crash and burn in this misguided attempt to finish college.
Look, you're not staying.
I'm gonna call Lois and have her pick you up right now.
Hi, I'm your roommate Caleb.
I like cutting myself. I bleed a lot.