S1E3: Chitty Chitty Death Bang
Brian, Stewie's birthday is gonna suck.
The only stuff I could get on such short notice was a cake and that big-ass pinata.
I sure hope candy comes out of that.
Face it, Brian. I'm a bad father,
a lousy husband, and a snappy dresser.
I'll never be able to face Lois.
Well, The circus is in town.
Maybe you could run away and join it.