Family Guy

S5E16: No Chris Left Behind

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Peter, a little culture is good for this family. Besides, you liked The Nutcracker, didn't you? No, Lois, I did not. The Nutcracker had zero physical comedy. And with a name like The Nutcracker, I thought, "Oh, this'll be worth a few yucks." But, no, Lois, that title wrote a check that those queers on stage refused to cash. Peter, we're going.