Family Guy
S3E16: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
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Oh, Megan,
Santa would think it terribly naughty of me not to fulfill my obligation to Mother.
You know how much the pageant means to her.
Where do you think she is?
Well, thank God years ago I planted a homing device in your mother's skull for just such an occasion.
I forgot. I also put 'em in a bunch of squirrels.
This isn't gonna do us any good.