S3E5: And the Wiener is...
You wanna touch it?
Go on. You gotta be careful though.
You Don't want it to get too excited and go off in your hair.
Oh, This is pathetic, and all because you feel inadequate next to Chris.
Don't be stupid. I don't need to compete with my son or his freakishly large penis.
I'm a freak.
Well, Don't despair.
Let's just hang a tire on the end of it,