Rick and Morty
S2E1: A Rickle in Time
Well, I don't know where you expect me to think you got that crystal over there,
but the only way your dumbass assin' ass asses could ever have one is if it was stolen.
You stole a time-freezing crystal from testicle monsters?!
I would've been happy to pay for it, s-- Summer,
but they don't exactly sell them at Costco.