The Simpsons
S4E6: Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie
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No, it's true. You know, when I was a boy,
I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me.
So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table.
The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
Dad, what's the point of this story?
I like stories.