Family Guy
S9E14: Tiegs for Two
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why don't you take Quagmire's class on picking up chicks?
Quagmire teaches a class? How come I've never heard about this?
'Cause Quagmire forbids us to tell you about his life.
As you may recall, he hates you.
Wouldn't help me anyway. It's a hopeless situation.
If you ever want to get anywhere with this girl,
you gotta ditch that negative attitude.
You're as bad as Negatron.
Do as I command,