The Simpsons

S8E3: The Homer They Fall

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I bet if God wore pants, he'd have a belt like that. This isn't a belt. It's a tactical pants retaining system. Check it out. Compass, matches, whistle, saw, panic button, squirrel snare, radon/lie detector, sphygmomanometer, and it's even got turn signals. - Wow, neat! - Uh-oh!