Family Guy
S5E15: Boys Do Cry
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What is this? What the hell are we doing here?
Welcome to your first toddler pageant, Stewie.
It's what you do when you're in Texas.
Oh, lovely. A first-class ticket to a semen-covered death in the basement.
Why don't you meet the other contestants while I go register you?
Hello, I'm, uh, Stephanie Griffin.
Hi, Stephanie. What's your talent?