S7E2: I Dream of Jesus
So there I was, they'd just beaten me senseless,
stuck thorns in my head, nailed me to a piece of wood,
shoved a sponge full of vinegar in my mouth and killed me.
Then they put me in a hole with a rock in front of it for two whole days,
and come Sunday, bam, I rise from the dead.
Okay, that sounds like a nutty weekend, but I can top it.