Family Guy

S7E2: I Dream of Jesus

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Tonight's top story, local record-shop employee, Jesus Christ, was found in Mary-Kate Olsen's apartment this morning, face down and unconscious. Police revived and arrested the disoriented Jesus, who was quoted as saying, "Jews are responsible for all the world's wars." Brian, you think that's our Jesus? (PHONE RINGING) Griffin residence. Peter speaking.