S6E12: Long John Peter
Then he flopped around a little on the floor,
then a passing nurse accidentally stepped on him and kicked him into a puddle of urine, which must've frightened him,
because his bowels released all over himself.
I tried to pick him up, but then I got angry because some of it got on my thumb,
so I threw him against the wall and that's where he died.
That's the way I want to go.