Family Guy

S7E2: I Dream of Jesus

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I can't believe fucking Jesus hasn't called me back. I left him a message, like, four hours ago. Well, maybe he doesn't have his phone with him. No, no, it rang twice, and then the voicemail picked up. If it had gone straight to voicemail, that means the phone was off. If it rang, like, six times, that means he didn't hear it. But it rang twice, Lois. That means the phone rang, he saw it was me,