Rick and Morty
S2E10: The Wedding Squanchers
Uh, hi, everybody.
You know, when I first met Birdperson, he was, uhh...
Listen, I'm not the nicest guy in the universe because I'm the smartest.
And being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets.
Now, I haven't been exactly subtle about how little I trust marriage.
I couldn't make it work,